1-Year-Old Knows Her Blazers

Very sweet, particularly "Kobe sucks." Either Gabe's first word was "Tebow" -- or I have just convinced myself it was. (Either way, it was one of his FIRST words.)

Better Dad Than I Am

Logan Tebow Bradley. I tip my cap to you, sir.

The best I could manage with Kid No. 2 was a first name that anagrams to "J. Noah"